Make all happy: Vote at WalMart
To the editor:
There is a lot of argument about how the November election should be handled. Democrats are afraid that there will be virus infections as a result of commingling at the polls. They want wholesale mail-in voting. Republicans are afraid of mail-in votes since there could be fraud and election theft.
I have the perfect solution. Let’s do our voting at WalMart. Big box stores seem to be virus safe and everybody already knows how to get there. Democrats will like it because it’s a friendly place for their base. Republicans will like it because their WalMart stock will go up.
Seems like a good idea to me. I have always been registered unaffiliated.