Sheffield-Calahaln: Valentine’s jokes, Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss, of course.

Published 10:46 am Tuesday, February 11, 2025

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By Brenda Thompson
Sheffield-Calahaln Correspondent

Valentine’s Day is coming up on Feb. 14. Be sure to tell all those you love how much they mean to you. Here’s a few Valentine jokes that I thought were cute and okay for all to read:
• What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you!”
• Why did the boy bring a broom to his Valentine’s Day date? “Because he wanted to sweep her off her feet!”
• What is Cupid’s favorite band? “Kiss!”
• Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day? “A calendar!”
• Why did the man have his girlfriend put in jail? “Because she stole his heart.”
Birthday wishes to: Bud Reeves on Feb. 15; Steven Dyson on Feb. 16; Chris Reeves on Feb. 19; and Norman Spry on Feb. 20. Happy anniversary to Kent and Crystal Reed on Feb. 15. If you would like a birthday or anniversary listed in this column, please let me know.
The Bingo Fundraiser at the Sheffield-Calahaln Community Center will be Friday, Feb. 21, at 6 p.m. with the games at 7. As in the past, we’ll be selling those great hotdogs from 6, so come early for dinner, get your bingo cards, take a chance on the 50/50 and grand prize, and have a great time of fellowship with friends. Proceeds will go toward upgrading the kitchen area. If there is a good turnout, then hopefully we can continue the bingo fundraisers. All bingo cards are $5, tickets for the 50/50 and grand prize are $1, cakewalks are $1 and the food is donations only.
On Feb. 19, Jeremy and Esther Hopkins will speak about the missions work they do in Honduras at 7 p.m. at Community Covenant Church. The Hopkins’ main goal is to “love others closer to Christ.” Everyone is invited.
Worship service and Junior church class for children is each Sunday at 10:45 a.m. at Community Covenant. Evangelistic service is on Sundays at 6 p..m and Prayer meeting and Bible study is on Wednesdays at 7 p.m.
A time of prayer is held at Liberty Wesleyan Church each Sunday at 9:30 a.m., followed by Sunday School at 10 and Worship at 11. Choir practice is each Wednesday at 7 p.m.
New Union welcomes everyone to Sunday School at 9 a.m. and worship service at 10 each week. Pastor Tim Lowery invites you to these services. The Kids and Youth ministry is each Wednesday evening from 6:30-7:30 p.m.
Sunday School at Ijames Baptist Church is a 9:30 a.m., followed by the worship service at 10:30. Pastor Kestler Ruth invites you to join them each week. Children’s Choir practice is at 4:30 p.m. on Sundays and TeamKIDS, Youth and the Adult Bible Study meets at 5 p.m. each Sunday.
Sheffield-Calahaln VFD’s Chief Matthew Mills welcomes everyone interested in becoming a firefighter and serving the community to come by the department or call 336-492-5791.
Center Fire Department is actively looking for volunteers. Stop by the station at 2265 US 64 W. any Thursday night at 7 or call 336-492-7649 for more information.
Pastor Jesse Teal invites everyone to Center Methodist Church for a breakfast fundraiser the third Saturday of each month from 7-10 a.m. It is a great time of fellowship.
Wesley Chapel UMC invites everyone to their breakfast fundraiser on the thid Saturday of each month.
Jam sessions are held each week on Mondays at Eddie’s Place in Cool Springs from 6:30-9:30 p.m. Everyone is welcome.
Schoolhouse Music Jam sessions are held the first, second and fourth Thursdays at 6:30 p.m. with a potluck served at 6. Cost is $3 with musicians and singers getting in free.
Prayer requests continue for Bryan Swain, Hazel Smoot, Tim Keller, Junior Dunn, Tammy Keller, Charles England, Lincoln Dyson, Chester Reeves, Yvonne Ijames, Bonnie Gunter, Ed Livengood, Geraldine Lambert, Betty Beck, Sue Gobble, Paul Beck, Juanita Keaton, Emily Brown, Mary Teague, Eddie Porter, Janie Williams, Maria Knight, Violet Coursey, Clyde Jordan, Jack Seaford, Sue Seaford, Fred Beck, Michele Dyson, Hilda Keaton, Sandra Dyson and Terry Dyson. Our sincere condolences to the Margie Blackwelder family and the Michael Collier family.
Please submit all news to me at brfbailey@msn.com, message me on Facebook or call me at 336-837-8122 no later than Friday.