Letter to the editor: Democrats need a school to learn how to lie
Published 1:42 pm Tuesday, November 8, 2022
To the editor:
I have a genius business idea. You might want to buy stock. I’ve noticed that Democrats like to lie a lot, but they’re not very good at it. I’m going to start a lying school.
Joe Biden said that gas was $5 per gallon when he took office, while it was actually $2.37. Joe will definitely need a Beginner 101 course. He also said “we believe in truth, not facts.” Joe will definitely need some advanced courses if he hopes to concoct and sell his version of the truth. He will probably need some of my graduate level courses.
Obama has said that climate change is the biggest problem we face today. Ice will melt, swell up the oceans, and flood oceanfront property around the world. He then spends millions of his hard-earned money to buy a big, expensive home at the ocean. He’s going to need at least a four-year degree.
Stacey Abrams has said unborn babies heartbeats are manufactured. She’s going to need some help, too.
School costs will be based on how strong you want to be as a liar. There might be a beginner’s degree, a bachelor of deceit, master of corruption and the ultimate Al Sharpton Doctorate of Equivicator. There could be a statue on the front lawn of Hilary with a small statue of Chuck Todd carrying water. The sale of bait and switch paraphernalia could be endless. All attendees would make the honor roll and be issued cum laude caps and t-shirts.
Seems like a lot of potential here.
Delmar McDaniel, Mocksville